When The President Talks To God

This one goes out to John Soloman...

When The President Talks To God

This one goes out to John Soloman...

More Christian Values

Dude, it says I can't covet his wife, aiight?, it says nothin' about me and her panties.

From Our Readers: The Murrowesque Commentary of MSNBC

Just As Good As Breaking Ground

Oh, lookie there, the new M2 site - er, page - has now displaced the Monticello Chamber page.

Song Of Soloman: That Jezebel Would Make A Fine Secret Agent, Wouldn't She?

We heartily agree with John Foreman's decision - published last week - to "rarely" respond to Letters to the Editor. Thank God. The crank calls are bad enough without having to listen to Foreman scold them for the manner in which they pant.

So, here we were today, lazily scrolling through the letters, looking for stupidity, when what should we come upon but a *genuinely funny* letter.

We're floored.

Thank you, John Soloman:

"Reading Dale Anderson's Sept. 19 letter extolling the Christian virtue of President Bush, I was reminded of one of my favorite verses from the New Testament.

I expect it is one of President Bush's favorites as well. 'But if one may strike you on the right cheek, strap him to a board and pour water down his throat. And if anyone would sue you and take your coat, chain him to a wall and threaten to kill his wife and children.'"

Related Links:
Find Foreman's Article At: http://newsgazettewatch.blogspot.com/2006/09/sunday-editorial-by-john-foreman.html

M2, Already In Urbana, Plans Monticello Expansion?

Yeah, we've driven past those signs downtown and noticed the pre-pre-pre-leasing signs. But we'd never tried to go to the site -- however, a reader tells us that the website listed is www.m2onneil.com, which takes you to the Monticello Chamber of Commerce (link in title above)

Something we should know, guys?