Friday, September 15, 2006

Holy Spirit Senses Void, Nominates The Great JC As Next Mascot

The poor performance of the University of Illinois football team is the direct result of the Chief Illiniwek situation. With most of the local news sources reporting that this is the final year of the Chief, all of the American Indian spirits that once blessed the campus have packed up and left Champaign-Urbana. They apparently sensed that the fight to keep our honored Chief and all the traditions was over and there was no reason to stay.

Without those American Indian spirits there is no hope for success for the Fighting Illini now or in the future because our Christian God is too busy with Notre Dame football once again.

Keep up the fight to save the Chief and help lure the spirits back to campus. Do it now before the basketball season begins.


FRANK BIELSER, Monticello

Holy Spirit? Must explain Bielser's talking in tongues...

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