So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodnight!

Nah, "C", if we were that sure of our powers, we'd certainly stick around and bring down some more of the crap you've associated yourself with.

Calm down folks (((breathe))) -- it was never about The Hub -- it was about pointing out how bad local media outlets are at times (ok, a lot) (but understandably so) (sort of). Sadly, one of us got a job offer at one of them there media outlets, so -- after minutes of soul searching -- we decided not to put his job in jeopardy by continuing. For now.

Cross your fingers and do hope for a quick firing -- 'cuz we'll be back faster than "c" can say "Big Fish Floundering In Small Pond."

Frankly, we planned to do a media blitz and call it a "hiatus," but we're sure we'll be back before The Hub will publish again, so will you please allow us a brief nap?

With love to (most of) our Readers & dreams of a tearful reunion,
69

PS -- We'll still take your blind tips. issue69@hotmail.com.

When The President Talks To God

This one goes out to John Soloman...

When The President Talks To God

This one goes out to John Soloman...

More Christian Values

Dude, it says I can't covet his wife, aiight?, it says nothin' about me and her panties.

From Our Readers: The Murrowesque Commentary of MSNBC

Just As Good As Breaking Ground

Oh, lookie there, the new M2 site - er, page - has now displaced the Monticello Chamber page.

Song Of Soloman: That Jezebel Would Make A Fine Secret Agent, Wouldn't She?

We heartily agree with John Foreman's decision - published last week - to "rarely" respond to Letters to the Editor. Thank God. The crank calls are bad enough without having to listen to Foreman scold them for the manner in which they pant.

So, here we were today, lazily scrolling through the letters, looking for stupidity, when what should we come upon but a *genuinely funny* letter.

We're floored.

Thank you, John Soloman:

"Reading Dale Anderson's Sept. 19 letter extolling the Christian virtue of President Bush, I was reminded of one of my favorite verses from the New Testament.

I expect it is one of President Bush's favorites as well. 'But if one may strike you on the right cheek, strap him to a board and pour water down his throat. And if anyone would sue you and take your coat, chain him to a wall and threaten to kill his wife and children.'"

Related Links:
Find Foreman's Article At: http://newsgazettewatch.blogspot.com/2006/09/sunday-editorial-by-john-foreman.html